OMG i looked it up it took me ages but those dumb cows are called monopoly cows they are SO REDICULOUS they look like a cardboard template cut out by a child covered in different coloured velvet omygod look at them
YOUR BUM IS A RIGHT ANGLE
Holy shit, those are the cutest fucking cows i have ever seen!
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.